Quotes
Zach: I woke up because his mouth -
Benson: It wasn't your fault.
Jay: Let me tell you about a little innovation called Netflix. You'll never miss another movie again.
Marty: Really?
Jay: Hand to God. You pick a film on your computer. Three days later, there's a disc in your mailbox. You gotta stay up with technology, Marty!
Marty: Wow. Thanks... [to his wife] Can you believe he doesn't know about streaming? If I ever get that out of touch? Kill me.
You know what I'm talking about. Sports are good for young men.
Coach
Doctor: How are parents doing?
Fin: They argued in the back seat all the way here.
Mitchell: Aaaaaah! I can't even believe I'm talking to you right now!!
Barbara Streisand's Voice: Please. I'm just a regular person like you. I have people put on my pants one leg at a time.
Mitchell [wheezing and clapping]: That's so funny!
This isn't just about you, okay? There's a missing boy. Zach Foster.
Mike
Gloria: What is wrong with you today?
Jay: I'm sick of Marty lumping me into the same age category as him! Guys like us, back in our day. I'm a baby boomer for God's sake. I know all the words to Light My Fire!
When you see my movies later, you're going to realize this is a special moment.
Ray Liotta [while posing for a selfie]
Mike: All these boys... who the hell are they? What happened to them?
Sonny: We'll worry about that later. Right now we need to find Zach.
Ray Liotta: Goodfellas! Something Wild. Field of Dreams?
Luke: Never seen it.
Alex: We're really not that old.
Mitchell: Ray Liotta is a really fine actor, and we have taken up enough of his time...
Ray Liotta: Quit saying my full name like you have to tell them who I am.
Mitchell: Well...
I don't know what this is about, but Coach... he's a good guy. He's always there for you.
Jordan
Phoebe: He was a good student. There was never any need for tutoring.
Benson: Tutoring? Is that what you call it?