Quotes
Now let's see what we can do to get that average up.
Teacher
Eva Azarova: A woman without a country.
Pride: But not without friends. 'Let your faith be bigger than your fear,' right?
Sebastian: It's like Schrodinger's Cat. Okay? Cat's in the box, right? Could be dead, could be alive. But, as long as you do not open that box, your brother's still alive.
Abby Sciuto: ...That's a *horrible* analogy!
Been arrested in a lotta interesting places...
Pride
Luca Sciuto: Eva's my friend!
Pride: Come on now, Luca. Eva's a spy. She pretended to be your friend. She seduced you, she drugged you, she dumped you in a roadside motel.
Luca Sciuto: You're just like Abby! So untrusting.
Luca, let your faith be bigger than your fear.
Eva Azarova
McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.
Bishop: We're about to go live. What are you guys talking about?
McGee and Tony: Star Wars.
Sonja: Tony DiNozzo. Why does your name ring a bell?
Tony: I'm kind of a legend in the NCIS world.
Sonja: I don't know anything about that. I transferred from ATF.
Tony: ATF? Ever work with Zoe Keates?
Sonja: Yeah. Training exercises in Georgia. You two are dating!
Tony: Ah. Well that's over now.
Sonja: Well I hope for your sake she ended it, cause that girl was mean on the jujitsu mat.
Tony: I miss that.
Vance: I'm thinking it's time we bring Tony Stark in for questioning.
Gibbs: [blank look]
Vance: Iron Man. Smug. Tech mogul slash super hero. My son collects them.
Gibbs: I guess now so do I.
Abby: Luca, this is very special Agent Tony DiNozzo. Tony, this is my little brother Luca.
Tony: It's nice to meet you, Luca. You're under arrest.
Abby: She's a sleeper agent. And she's using you.
Luca: Well she must have a good reason.