Quotes
I'm not letting a red-dotted blood-whore freak take up another second of my time. This is my vacation!
Queenie
Donovan: Am I...am I safe?
Iris: Yes. Yes, baby. You're safe.
Donovan: Mom.
Nat: Must have been in a lot of pain. Did he bleed to death?
Benson: Yes.
Nat: Good.
Liv. You know how it goes. When a boy goes through something like this, he never tells anyone.
Fin
Nothing else happened. I just wanna go home.
Zach
Zach: I woke up because his mouth -
Benson: It wasn't your fault.
Jay: Let me tell you about a little innovation called Netflix. You'll never miss another movie again.
Marty: Really?
Jay: Hand to God. You pick a film on your computer. Three days later, there's a disc in your mailbox. You gotta stay up with technology, Marty!
Marty: Wow. Thanks... [to his wife] Can you believe he doesn't know about streaming? If I ever get that out of touch? Kill me.
You know what I'm talking about. Sports are good for young men.
Coach
Doctor: How are parents doing?
Fin: They argued in the back seat all the way here.
Mitchell: Aaaaaah! I can't even believe I'm talking to you right now!!
Barbara Streisand's Voice: Please. I'm just a regular person like you. I have people put on my pants one leg at a time.
Mitchell [wheezing and clapping]: That's so funny!
This isn't just about you, okay? There's a missing boy. Zach Foster.
Mike
Gloria: What is wrong with you today?
Jay: I'm sick of Marty lumping me into the same age category as him! Guys like us, back in our day. I'm a baby boomer for God's sake. I know all the words to Light My Fire!