Why can't any of you people get along with anyone else?

Paige

3 million bucks can make someone act outside their MO.

Provenza

I need a place to live, and this place has decent craftsmanship.

Happy

My stepfather's violent. Not me.

Gus

Well I think I've just caught hepatitis. My college experience hasn't changed.

Sylvester

Cabe: Down on all fours.
Sylvester: Nothing ever good has ever started with that sentence.

Let's get ready for school.

Cabe

Oh no, I am not going back to college! College was the worst 6 months of my life!

Sylvester

I hate computers.

Cabe

So... one of our bad guys was very experienced and the other... was clueless.

Provenza

How hard can it be? The dirtbag did it. The end.

Flynn

Sylvester: Hey Walter, I have a lovely picture of you and Megan for you.
Walter: No thanks, I know what we both look like.