Quotes
Clara: Is this a story, or did this really happen?
The Doctor: Everything ever told really happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten.
Gallifreyan Soldier: There was a saying, sir, in the Time War.
Lord President Rassilon: A saying?!
Gallifreyan Soldier: First thing you notice about the Doctor of War is that he is unarmed. For many, it's also the last.
Lord President Rassilon: What's his plan?
Ohila: I think he's finishing his soup!
I heard the Doctor had come home. One so loves fireworks.
Ohila
Nothing's sad 'til it's over. Then everything is.
The Doctor
The Doctor: How'd you get out here?
Clara: Magic. Or I went to the airport and caught a plane. You?
The Doctor: ...Magic.
Kelly: OK, you just tell me how, exactly, did I try to do all of that to you.
Pablo: You tried to seduce me and get me to smoke weed out of a shotgun.
Amanda: This guy's behind everything.
Ash: That's an overstatement.
Ash, if I was a deadite, I'd be honored to have you chop my head off.
Pablo
Ruby! You double crosser! The others will never let you get the book for yourself, and neither will I!
Skeleton
Well, good news. I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?
Ash
Nurse Christy Kane: [defiantly] Occultatem Libera!
Meisner: You know, I'm getting a little sick of hearing that.