Nathan: You want to give me a copy of Audrey.
Croatoan: One who loves you with all her heart.

Amy: I'm just... really nervous.
Sheldon: Why?
Amy: I've been waiting for this for so long. I've just built it up in my head. I don't know what to expect.
Sheldon: Neither do I. But... we can find out together.

Sheldon: Not that, I understand the mechanics.
Professor Proton: Oh, good, good. Because I have no idea what kids these days are calling their, their parts.
Sheldon: I think they say "junk."
Professor Proton: What is happening to this world?

Let's get me waxed!

Amy

Then it's settled. Amy's birthday present will be my genitals.

Sheldon

Intimacy in any form has been challenging for me, but I'd like to show her how important she is, and it feels like now might be the right time.

Sheldon

For future reference, if I want to watch mean girls, I'll stream on Netflix.

Sheldon

Countess: He made me.
Donovan: And you made me. In his image.

Listen to me, Iris. You and I, we are women of a certain age. We have suffered more than our fair share, dammit. We should inherit the earth.

Liz

Will: Are you threatening my son?
Countess: I don't kill children, but I could make him a blood relative.

People today are obsessed with anything shiny and new. But it's all an illusion. Everything new fades. But forgotten hotels are still good for some things. Drug dealers, May-December indiscretions. And ending it all.

Liz

[regarding the murder victim, her stepmother] It was her fault. I told her to stay away. She should have listened.

Sofia