Quotes
They came to find me. This is my station. My lab. I've pieced together the rescue as best I could.
Rassmussen
Lionel: The book itself is harmless, unless wielded by someone very evil or someone very stupid.
Ash: OK. Let's say some really cool guy read from the book by mistake, and summoned something from way back, and now he just wants to put it back, no harm, no foul?
Ash: OK, look, if we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.
Pablo: OK. You know I'm not Mexican, right?
Ash: That's the spirit. Sit tight, watch the wheels, be back in jif.
Hello? Guy with a very special book. Looking to save the world with it!
Ash
Look, whatever kind of family you have, reality is relative. You know? Normal is just the middle of the mess.
Monroe
I think we're beyond "weird" at this point.
Nick
Kelly, you're too young to appreciate the irony of this, but the car we're driving around belonged to a woman who tried to kill me. Of course, I tried to kill her, too. It was all very complicated.
Adalind
Tell you two things I know about kids. One, they are the future and should be cherished. Two, they're lying little bastards!
Monroe
Hank: Is he dead?
Steve: No Hank, he's just taking a nap.
How do you take it? Black, two cubes of shut the hell up.
Grover
Hank: I've got a question. What the hell is this drain for?
Chin: Use your imagination.
Hank: I'd rather not.
Hank's smart enough to know you don't sleep where you steal.
Steve