Gibbs: How'd you find my house?
Osario: Former PD, remember? I could find a flea on a rat's anus.

Judith: What's in the basement?
Gibbs: Hey! None of your business! Come back here!
Judith: Is it your naughty room? Wanna know my safe word? Kielbasa.

Judith: It's been really nice talking to you, sunshine. I hope we get to do it again soon, just the two of us.
Gibbs: I'm asleep, right? This is a dream?
Judith: Close your eyes and keep dreaming. It gets better and better.

Bishop: Attention squad room.
Tony and McGee: Louder!
Bishop: Attention squad room! I, Eleanor Bishop, am asking spirits of criminal science for a really hectic day! A crazy day where lots of things go terribly, terribly wrong.
Tony: There you go.

Life goes by really fast. If you don't stop to look around sometimes, you could miss it.

Brian

Judith: Where's my Gibbs?
Ducky: He sends his regrets.
Judith: Oh it's fine. I'll be seeing lots of him anyway. Agent McGee and I are collaborating on a new crime novel. And I'm basing my main character on the silver-haired devil. Short on words, but his eyes say plenty.

How could I be expected to handle work on a day like this?

Brian

Incredible. A wildly substandard performance and they never doubted it for an instant.

Brian

You did it! You saved Ferris!

Brian

You're still here? Show's over. Go to bed!

Brian

You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do.

Rebecca

One has to try compromise before combat. Only then can I justify the swing of the sword as a way to peace.

Lady Love