You told me not to quit, and I didn't. But you are right now, and if you can't do what you are here to do, then please let me go.

Penny

Ironic, huh? Sent to save the world and you can't even get yourself a chocolate bar.

Quentin

Joanna: Why don't you take a seat?
Casper: Calm down.
Joanna: Join him. Now.

Erica: You are so predictable Taylor. Did you really think that you would get away with this?
Taylor: Did you really think you could get away with mass murder?

You said you lost your purpose. What do you mean?

Malina

Tommy: I can't time travel
Noah: As a matter of fact, Nathan, you can.

No talking until I'm seeing two of you. Then I'll kick both of your asses.

Damon [to Stefan]

Alaric: It's been so nice to hear her voice again. Thank you for allowing me to say goodbye.
Jo: Goodbye, Ric.

Science's primary aim is to search for the truth. Magic sets out to deceive.

Brennan

Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.

Sheldon

Amy: Some people think the sexiest organ is the brain.
Penny: No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.

It's called dignity. Have some. It's free.

Bonnie [to Enzo]