Sara: I read the text you got from Aria.
Emily: What text?
Sara: I saw her to a couple of times.

Lorenzo: He failed to protect his own family. That's gotta hurt.
Alison: Well, it wouldn't hurt if he'd just admit it.

God walked in and decided to go out for lunch.

Bethenny

Divorce is kind of like a death except you have to run into the guy every now an then, preferably not with his young girlfriend.

Carole

I'm not sure if this is martini madness or just madness.

Heather

More people die choking on hot dogs than lion attacks.

Jamie

All men are unknowable. With animals, you know where you stand.

Abraham

Free will is what separates us from the animals.

Chloe

For centuries, mankind has been the dominant species. We've domesticated animals, locked them up, killed them for sport. But what if all across the globe, the animals decided, 'no more?' What if they finally decided to fight back?

Robert Oz

They were raised in cages. In a way, they're kind of the victims here.

Mitch

Hunter: I paid two hundred grand for that liscence.
Jackson: Well, I paid 9 dollars for this hat. Seems like we both got ripped off.

I like people. I just prefer it when they're not around.

Mitch