Quotes
If you lay even a finger on her I swear I will make you suffer in ways even your evil mind can't imagine.
Hayley
Cami: Maybe we could go for a walk. You could spend, I don't know, 5 seconds, not obsessing about who not to trust and who you're going to murder next.
Klaus: I quite enjoy my obsessions, thank you very much.
Elijah: Niklaus, if we cannot trust one another, we cannot work together.
Klaus: No, we cannot.
It's not every day you lose your father at the hands of your brother. Again.
Rebekah
Emily: What was I supposed to do, Nolan? You know how much he's suffered because of me.
Nolan: And still he chose you. He love you, Ems. He had the guts to open his heart. Can you?
[to Nolan] I'm asking you as a friend, don't ever tell me that she loves me again.
Jack
Nolan: She loves you, Jack!
Jack: I can't hear that right now. And I certainly didn't hear it from her.
Nolan: We both know that what Emily says and what Emily feels are two different things.
For the first time in my life, there are no more battles to fight.
Emily
Emily: It's over.
David: What is?
Emily: Everything. This whole damn war.
Stewie: Yes looks like someone's gone at him with a whip.
Brian: That is a perfectly valid way of saying that. Bravo master.
Stewie: Master? Aaand a surprisingly quick erection for Stewie.
Neil: Is this a nut free counter?
Chris: Uh I don't know, my dad's might have been on there at some point.
Sally: You know what I'm going to write down for my dream? I'm going to get on a bus and get away from you and mom and hopefully become a different person than you two.
Don: Hey! I'm your father and you may not want to listen to this, but you are like your mother and me. You're going to find that out. You're a very beautiful girl. It's up to you to be more than that.