You ladies looking for some hot spots, cause I'm your resource.

Otis

Loan sharking has gotten a lot easier in the age of voicemail.

Korsak

This was meant to be my love letter to America, but it ended up like every love letter I've ever written with the authorities being called.

Jeremy

Scott: Hey Kelly.
Severide: Scott.
Scott: I'm ready.
Severide: What?
Scott: You said to tell you when I'm ready and I'm ready.

Who am I kidding, everyone snoops? When I first went to your mom's house I tried on her wedding dress.

Mindy

Jeremy: Come on, stop, Danny has never even been slightly embarrassed of you.
Mindy: Really? OK, that's a huge relief.
Jeremy: See, I can act, Morgan!

Mindy: Hi Friar. I'm Mindy. I so enjoyed speech.
Fr. Michael: Sermon.
Mindy: It was the best part of the show.
Fr. Michael: Mass.

Trust me, these little sins are just as straight a path to hell fire as all that cool stuff I used to do.

Fr. Michael

No, Jesus didn't have a roommate. He lived with his ma.

Danny

To church? You killed someone, now I have to die of boredom.

Mindy

Yes, biologically she is a boy, but who knows what she will identify with. I can still win.

Mindy

Jason: Is there anything I can do?
Alison: You had the right idea a long time ago. Just get out. Leave right now.