Quotes
Trying to be nice gets you nowhere in this town.
Nicole
You want to explain to me why you took all your clothes off and got into bed with my son. Were you helping him with his science project?
Jennifer
Leading up to the truth you told me nothing but lies. Was I just suppose to take your word for it?
Sonny
Abigail: Mom, please tell me you are not planning on breaking into Eve's apartment.
Jennifer: Well, not technically because I have her keys.
Paul: I'm kind surprised to hear from you.
Sonny: Right, you figured since you slept with my husband, I wouldn't want to chat.
Pam: But wait, why are you telling me about your plan not to make Lana jealous.
Archer: Because I- oh my god, Pam, I think you might be my best friend
Pam: You're my best friend! (hugs him)
Archer: But what about Cheryl?
Pam: You're my second best friend!
I'm telling you right now that you did not kill that woman.
Watson
I think this is the Olympics of self-pity.
Watson
It's a form of torture, having to swim through my old life.
Sherlock
Sherlock: You don't know him. You never met him.
Watson: So now you're Dr. Jekyll and he's Mr. Hyde?
Let's adhere to our sunniest theory, shall we? My note to Maria Gutierrez was not an invitation to murder, but an agreement to lend my help as a detective. What if she knew she was in danger? What if I missed something my sober self would have observed in an instant that might have saved her life? Would you still consider my hands blood-free?
Sherlock
The unfortunate truth is, however improbable certain things may be in respect to this crime, nothing is impossible.
Sherlock