Quotes
Why don't we not workshop my apology? I think it takes us down a dangerous road, workshopping each other's emotions.
Hannah
Your entire life you've been telling the world you're a loser who doesn't care. That's not you anymore. I've watched that happen.
Shoshanna [to Ray]
Matt: This place is nuts!
David: I know! But hey, for a million bucks.
David: No, I did the thing with the drones. We just got to blow up a jeep.
Matt: Aw man, I should’ve done that one.
Tim: Have I touched a nerve?
Beverly: No! You have have a nerve!
Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world.
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.
Tim: Well, for starters, I think we could really up the comedy.
Beverly: Oh my gosh, if you could get it up that would be wonderful!
Ohhh noooo.
Tim
Matt: I’m so fucking young!
Morning: What about me?
Matt: You look even younger now!
Helen: Oh and this was back when he still had his troupe. At one point it came off - yeah. I looked down, it was like this wet, little, ferret on my stomach.
Carol: Oh god!
Helen: And, at the end, because it needed to get worse, he came on a picture of my kids.
Oh so this is how you guys really sound. I thought this was just mixed really badly.
Jessa [to Marnie]
Marc: It’s sorta like that —
Carol: Not even a little.
Merc: Well, tell that to what’s in my head.
Carol: I cannot control the shit in there.