Emily: Ali's going on trial for murder, she's trying to take us all down with her, and I keep trying to figure out if a girl is flirting with me or not.
Caleb: Well in the middle of a war, you have to remember what you're fighting for.

The teachable moment is when the school expels the person responsible for the slut list!

Abby

You can't take everything apart like you want her to disappear.

Mike [about Mona]

What's the point of breaking your shell if you turn into such a dull omelet?

Mona [to Hanna]

Abby: I brought the hall of shame onto my family, Jo.
Jo: Oh, come on.
Abby: Did my piece put Lilly on the slut list? Am I the slut?
Jo: Definitely not. You're not even sleeping with the man. You're sleeping with the man-uscript.

I'm at the police station. Can't you feel the police vibrations coming at you through my phone?

Hanna

I don't wanna figure it out, I just wanna know.

Spencer

Panic's a bitch.

Spencer

Aria: Are you guys okay?
Spencer: We are some distance removed from okay.

She's a brilliant, badass single woman entitled to screw as many hot men as she wants. If you don't like it, suck it ladies!

Jo

I'm sorry, but what kind of junior high mommy mafia anti feminist bullshit is this?

Jo

I would like to have everyone's attention. I am also moving. I am moving from the basement of my grandmother's house to the attic.

Morgan