Quotes
We're getting her ready to find out who we really are; who she really is and that's going to break everything open, will change everything, but it's going to take time.
Elizabeth
Gabriel: About Paige? The Centre takes very seriously what you said to them about staying away from her.
Philip: Good.
But if that's the plan, they also want to know, this isn't just sitting still, is it? I'm sorry. I know this is very difficult.
Philip: Do they not understand that she's 14 years old?
Gabriel: Of course they do. But their position, and they have a point, is that now is the time to start laying the groundwork. I don't think I can just go back to them and say nothing.
Maybe I should be be honest. 'Hey sweetie. I went to EST. I think they're all insane. Can we get back together now?'
Stan
Sex is one of the few things we have, and almost getting killed is another, that can jolt us into feeling fully alive. If you want to actually experience life, then you've got being so reasonable all the time, you've got to stop hoping things are just gonna get better and you've gotta accept what you've got.
EST Leader
You may be heartless, Lexa, but at least you're smart.
Clarke
Good can come out of even the darkest acts.
Jaha
Hey dude, how do you think I feel? I just wrestled a pitbull for a shit-covered dick.
Bartender
Josh: What happened?
Bartender: I slipped on your dick, then it flew in the air and I landed on my back and I guess my mouth was open because it fell right in my mouth! And then I spat it out and, well, long story short, it's in the toilet.
Josh: It's in the toilet? Oh man, can you please fish it out for me?
Bartender: [on the phone, looking around] Ah...No, nobody turned in any dicks. Sorry, buddy.
Josh: Ah, OK. Can, can you check the men's room, because I know I had it with me at the urinal.
Bar Chick: [answers phone] What up what up? I'll check the lost and found. [looks in box] Yeah, there's a couple dicks in here.
Josh: Aw great!
Bar Chick: Is it pierced?
Josh: No.
Bar Chick: Does it have prongs?
Josh: What?
Bar Chick: Oh, never mind. That's a cell phone charger. It's not here.
Josh: This is kind of embarrassing, but I lost my dick, so can you just take a look and see if it's there?
Cabbie: I don't see it.
Josh: May, may, maybe it rolled onto the floor...
Cabbie: I see no dicks, my friend.
God it's like Basic Instinct.
Josh