Quotes
Matty: Friends don't rape friends.
Debbie: I didn't mean to rape you. I'm sorry.
I know Meg, that's why I'm going to confuse you by calling it 'Erotica.'
Evan
FYI. We don't scare easily.
Lisa [to Carl]
Hey, you dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment?
Sami [to Frank]
Stewie: Boy in a truck to young to drive
Choir: Sing what you see!
Debbie look at your hair. You look like a young Reba McEntire.
Sheila
Debbie: Are those hickeys?
Carl: Holly Nelly threw a party last night. Those skanks are randy.
Sheila: Frank, I want us to see the world.
Frank: I've seen it. It's a piece of shit.
Sheila: Alright, well maybe I'll just have to go by myself then. If that's what you really want.
Strongest beer known to man. It's also good for cleaning toilets and sinks or degreasing auto parts. Makes a nice anti-bacterial for minor wounds. You should get some for the bar.
Frank
My name's Evan by the way.
Evan
I'm gonna take a year off, hit the road, and live life to the fullest!
Stewie
Lip: You are gorgeous, okay? You are sweet. You are funny. You're very smart. You know that, right?
Mandy: Shut up.
Lip: Hey, hey, I mean it, okay? You're a good person Mandy.