Quotes
Klaus: You do realize it is not I who is to be the husband you can boss around.
Hayley: You do realize I had to endure a horrendous labor and actual death birthing the child that you are holding.
This man is a super computer.
Toby
Walter, I don't think going after these types of people are what we are best suited for. This isn't just my fear talking. It's a matter of skill set.
Sylvester
But they ain't smarter than my guys.
Agent Gallo
We're not so bad. We're not the monsters that our parents think we are.
Rebekah
Sylvester, any reason why you're not making eye contact with me?
Paige
Kaleb: I think I'd be a bit testy too if my old ex was about to jump into my new ex. I think that'd be a bit eh...
Cami: Awkward?
Kaleb: I was going to say kinky, but that'll work.
I don't speak for Jesus, I just get him trim.
Peter
Stewie: Boy this must be killing you. You're an atheist, and the one guy you don't believe in is getting to bang the woman of your dreams.
Brain: I don't have to take this! I'm out of here. Can you let me out?
Peter: Like, anything in the universe?
Jesus: Anything.
Peter: Brookstone massage chair.
Jesus: Are you sure?
Peter: Never been more sure about anything in my life.
Are you okay with someone who wanders the desert lecturing people on how to act?
Jesus
Peter: Jesus, we're going to help you lose your virginity!
Quagmire: Oh god! I love sex!