Alison: Why don't you just say it? You were never going to leave her. This was never real. It's just been a game to you. Just say it, just tell me the truth.
Noah: You need some fuckin' faith, Alison.

Alison, it's a temporary solution to a really complicated situation.

Noah

Goddamn you Carrie.

Quinn

If anything happens to Haqqani, I'll hold you personally responsible.

Tasneem

Listen, I have to ask and I understand if you can't say, but is there something going on that I don't know about?

Lockhart

For once in your life you need to listen!

Quinn

There was a Taliban flag waving over my head and I can't let that stand.

Peter

Charles: Are we friends again?
Jake: No...we're brothers.
Charles: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

If you hadn't stopped the elevator you could have walked off after your great speech. Now we all gotta sit in it.

Gina

The Drop House. Perfect name for a port-a-potty company. As soon as we get out of here I'm taking that straight to Shark Tank.

Jake

You remember my nephew Marcus, the thirty-one year old? He asked me to ask you if you are single. I told him I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails passing love letters.

Captain Holt

Rosa: I'm out. Four hours is the most I've ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life.
Amy: What about that time we drove up to Boston together? That was about four hours. Oh I see what just happened.