Quotes
What you don't know about post-mortem analysis could fill a book, Mr. Castle. In fact it has. Numerous times.
Perlmutter
Caroline: Max, I'm sorry if I rained on your parade today. Well, peed on it.
Max: Don't worry about it. Everything that means something to me gets peed on
Rest in pee, Caroline.
Max
The last thing I need is to watch someone from my past try to seduce my fiance while talking about the goddess that lives in her hooha
Beckett
This is not a ninja movie Mr. Castle. This is a murder investigation.
Gates
Lipstick marks on my shirt? Where? Beckett will kill me.
Castle
If this is a tea company, I'd like a cup.
Castle
Castle: The killer can't be a ballet dancer because it'd just be such a huge let down.
Beckett: Of course, we can't let facts get in the way of a good story.
Castle: Our killer is a ninja.
Beckett: Or he is just an athletic person with a hooded track suit.
Drunk Chick: Guys, I just threw up.
Caroline: And you're carrying it around like a baby chick?
This place is seriously creepy for a cookie factory.
Castle
But we worked so hard, I have so much green under my fingernails, it looks like I had really good sex with Shrek.
Caroline