My book is number 15 on the non-fiction bestseller list, behind The Founding Fathers Diet.

Liz

[to Liz] Oh, he called about your lunch but I told him you had already eaten a weird panini.

Cerie

Liz: Do I look OK?
Cerie: That's exactly how you look.

Who cares if Kenneth is bitter? He's an underhuman.

Jenna

Then who's going to host Top Chef? Aww, Jack you're ruining my life!

Liz

I didn't get a bathroom door that looks like a wall by being bad at business.

Jack

That was aboot the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Tracy

[on Liz] Regular six, drunk seven.

Agent

Tracy: And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.

[on Danny] He looks like all the guys in my magazines!

Janitor

30 Rock Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Tracy: And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.

[on Danny] He looks like all the guys in my magazines!

Janitor