He gets to make money while I slave away for a year at country fairs and amusement parks on a janky bus that smells like cheesepuffs, weed, and funk.


I hate being told what to do. Especially by his big round baby face!

Adrianna [about Dixon]

I get it, I was there too. I got shot, remember?

Annie [to Liam]

We're having a mutual friendly separation so I don't understand why we can't be friends.


No good deed goes unpunished.


Getting married like that was so Britney Spears.

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