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90210 "There's No Place Like Homecoming" Quotes

[after just having her wisdom teeth out...]
Silver: Don't sleep through your chance to take a chipmunk to homecoming
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Naomi: I'm gonna get us some fruity, crappy, non alcoholic drinks... woohoo!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tabitha: Tou could take on Tracy. When it comes to class, brains, and beauty, my dear, she's no match for you
Debbie: Tabitha, I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
Tabitha: That's okay, I won't remember it in the morning
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tabitha: I didn't know Kansas women didn't have cajones
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[Harry holds up two shirts to Debbie]
Harry: Sweetheart, which one?
Debbie: Well the green goes better what with I'm wearing, and I want remind Tracy that we go together just in case she gets confused
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nina: I hate thongs, they make me feel like someone's thumb stuck is in my ass
Naomi: You'd certainly know what that feels like, wouldn't you, Nina?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[when Navid is visiting Adrianna in rehab...]
Navid: Do they let you watch dvds?
Adrianna: Yeah as long as we don't sprinkle coke on our popcorn

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Naomi: Now that I know who you are it's probably gonna sting a lot harder when i never talk to you again
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cute Guy from Detention: I saw your big poster out there in the hallway. I take it your going to homecoming with one of the other big posters. You know, you one dimensional creatures normally stick together. It's a good thing.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dixon: Want to go with me to homecoming?
Silver: No
Dixon: Really? Why?
Silver: Because it's everything that's wrong with this place.... it's a big popularity contest set to music
 • Rating: Unrated

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