Eric: Your parents gonna be pissed?
Logan: My mom’s gonna kill me. She’s at a goop retreat. Not really sure what that is.
Eric: What’s goop?
Logan: I don’t know. But my brother got three citations his senior year, so compared to him this is nothing.

Eric: I’m not like these other kids. If I get this citation, I am screwed.
Officer Wilson: You should have thought about that before you started drinking.
Eric: Yeah, yeah, you’re right. Um, you don’t have a sister that teaches at Westerbrook, do you?
Officer Wilson: C’mon. Don’t make this difficult, all right.
Eric: No, Ms. Wilson. She told me about you. You were in the military, right? She’s my teacher, and she tutors me on the side sometimes. I know that this is a huge ask, but is there any way you could call her to come pick me up? Please, I don’t have anyone else I can call.

Eric: Thank you. Seriously, thank you so much.
Claire: What you did tonight was really stupid.
Eric: I know.
Claire: You’re smarter than this.
Eric: I know.


Eric: Ms. Wilson, are you laughing at me?
Claire: Yeah.
Eric: You realize this is a low point for me. You know that, right?
Claire: I know.

Claire: You’ve got to have some sort of idea of what you want to do.
Eric: I want to be a doctor, I think. I sort of have this whole plan.
Claire: Oh, yeah?
Eric: Yeah. I know it’s hard and how expensive it is, but whatever I do, I just want to help other people, you know?
Claire: Yeah, that’s why I wanted to become a teacher.

Claire: Don’t miss this.
Eric: Miss what?
Claire: This part of your life. You’re gonna have plenty of time to be an adult. Just be happy.

Claire: How much did you spend?
Matt: Oh no, this stuff, it like never loses its value.
Claire: You were going to buy all this shit and not talk to me first?
Matt: It’s not shit. It’s actually top of the line…
Claire: You can’t just blow our savings because you want to jam with a bunch of middle-aged doctors.
Matt: We’re not just gonna jam.
Claire: What, are you going to start a band? Oh my god, you’re going to start a band.

A Teacher Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Eric: I’m not like these other kids. If I get this citation, I am screwed.
Officer Wilson: You should have thought about that before you started drinking.
Eric: Yeah, yeah, you’re right. Um, you don’t have a sister that teaches at Westerbrook, do you?
Officer Wilson: C’mon. Don’t make this difficult, all right.
Eric: No, Ms. Wilson. She told me about you. You were in the military, right? She’s my teacher, and she tutors me on the side sometimes. I know that this is a huge ask, but is there any way you could call her to come pick me up? Please, I don’t have anyone else I can call.

Eric: Your parents gonna be pissed?
Logan: My mom’s gonna kill me. She’s at a goop retreat. Not really sure what that is.
Eric: What’s goop?
Logan: I don’t know. But my brother got three citations his senior year, so compared to him this is nothing.