Only in America!

Ava

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I'm a pacifist. Ya mess with me, I'll pass a fist across your face.

Mr. Johnson

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• Added: January 11, 2023

Barbara: Everything we planted was a lie?
Gregory: No, some of the weeds were yours.

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I'm pretty sure that was I'll beam you up. Like, clearly she's a Trekie. She wants to beam her up on her ship. Her friendship.

Janine

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• Added: January 11, 2023

Student: Mr. Eddie, I accidentally brought my seed to my mouth and accidentally ate it.
Gregory: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?
Student: Yes
Gregory: Ok, let's go to the nurse.

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• Added: January 11, 2023