Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 5 Episode 9: "Best Laid Plans" Quotes
You're no god. No devil. You're just a cruel, sad little blue man. So why don't I skip to the part where I end this?
Yo-Yo
If I had a stomach, the vomiting would begin now!
Enoch
Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!
Gunnar: Why’s a guy named ‘Gunnar’ get stuck throwing rocks?
Mack: ‘Cause you’re damned good at it, that’s why.
Kree: They killed the vrellnexians. And we lost eight soldiers.
Kasius [shocked]: How can that be?
Kree: The humans have guns.
Kasius: Where on this cursed rock did they FIND WEAPONS?!
It’s time to remind the humans that I am not their enemy. I am their *god*.
Kasius
Enoch: This inhuman boy, Flint. You say his geokinesis is the key to building a new monolith, to your returning home?
Coulson: Technically, Robin said it to May, but yeah, that’s the idea.
Enoch: And… how exactly will that work?
Coulson: We have a monolith shard FitzSimmons said it has a unique crystalline structure that he can… [sighs] It’s a rock. Flint controls rocks. I don’t know.
Enoch: Agent Coulson, we are evacuating to the caves for shelter, are we not?
May: Zephyr flies again, metal man.
Enoch: I am mostly plastic alloy. And chronicoms do not have gender.
Coulson: An old woman tells you she’s your daughter. And that you’ll save the world from cracking apart. Doesn’t happen everyday.
May: It’s hard to believe…
Coulson: That we can do it?
May: That I was a mom. I just… I can’t see it.
Coulson: I can.
