May: Looks like you had a rough landing!
Coulson: Yeah, can’t recommend the airline. Inexperienced pilots, a lot of turbulence. Ran out of pretzels in coach!

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Simmons [about the Zephyr]: Fitz! Your design really withstood the test of time!
Deke: Oh, you designed this? Man, I can’t imagine what it must have been like to fly.
Fitz: Technically, I’m the engineer, not the pilot.
Deke: Oh. [beat] Well, that’s still cool, I guess.

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Flint: I don’t get it. Doesn’t the ax make it harder to shoot?
Mack: Well, it makes it easier to chop heads off!

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We *do* go back. Robin told me how. We can save everyone. Just one question, though. Who’s Flint?

May

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