It's all right, Agent Simmons, I won't bleed out. The synthetic blood is mostly for appearances' sake.

Aida

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Director Mace: In case you haven't noticed, Phil, we're not a team that trusts. We're not a team at all.
Coulson: You may be right. But we better become one if we're going to stop Eli Morrow from blowing up half of Los Angeles.

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That's the most ridiculous idea I've heard all day, and I've had a long day.

Mack

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Eli: I can create a city out of nothing. I can cover it in volcanic rock. Robbie, I am becoming a god.
Robbie: You better be. Because the devil is coming for you.

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Okay, forget about the fact that I was mildly attracted to her. That totally goes against the Sekovia Accords. Doesn't anyone remember Ultron?

Director Mace [on Aida]

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Mack: It's not a mask, it's a balaclava.
Robbie: I thought that was a dessert

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Coulson: When this is over, it's time. We're cracking that bottle.
May: You won't have to twist my arm.
Coulson: I wouldn't dare. You'd whip my ass.

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I don't like magic. Or clowns. Clowns with knives and magic. In the dark.

Fitz

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