LMD May: Today wasn't great.
Coulson: Cauliflower isn't great. Today was a kick in the balls.

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Dr. Radcliffe knew that the best way to keep you busy was to give you something to fight.

Aida [to May]

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• Added: January 24, 2017

I like you, Agent May. I don't wish for you to suffer. I promise to make this quick and painless.

Aida

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He believed in me before I believed in myself.

Daisy [on Coulson]

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Coulson: You know, no one likes a smartass.
Yo-Yo: That hasn't been my experience.

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If she discovers you've launched an unauthorized investigation into her, she'll launch an investigation into you.

Talbot [to Coulson]

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I'm happy Turtle Man came out to play this morning...

Yo-Yo [to Mack]

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This is politics, Phil. That means politicians. They are a festering cesspool of toxic waste fires.

Talbot [to Coulson]

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Question. Why does it matter if the original May is dead or alive?

Aida [to Radcliffe]

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• Added: January 24, 2017