Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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You're far from human. I read that book. There are things far beyond this universe, and you may be one of them.
Ivanov [to Aida]
You assume each and every one of them is a damn C-3PO unless told so by me.
Talbot
Why don't we chop off her head, like last time? Need a volunteer?
Yo-Yo [on Aida]
Did something weird happen with my robot self? Did I make a move on you? Did I try to...kill you?
May [to Coulson]
I got here unscathed. Jeffrey didn't. He should be here, still in the fight. I've got to take one for the team.
May [to Coulson]
I'm sorry. I was just programmed to make you happy. To make all of you happy.
Aida [to Fitz]
They call him the Russian. Because, you know, he's Russian.
Coulson [to May, on Ivanov]
He woke from the worst nightmare of all, one in which he was the monster.
Simmons [on Fitz]
I had no idea. I had only emulated human reactions, but to actually feel?
Aida
Has the little puppet finally made herself into a real girl?
Ivanov [on Aida]
Simmons: I love you.
Fitz: And you mean nothing to me.
It's not magic, May, it's science!
Simmons
