Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Ward: You’re right, he’s Asgardian.
Coulson: Good thing. That would have been awfully embarrassing.

Coulson: I can’t think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.
Skye: Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He’s so dreamy.
Coulson: Sure he’s handsome but
May: No he’s dreamy.

You know it would be nice? If Thor and his people would send down the god of "cleaning up after yourself." They probably have a magic broom for this kind of thing.

Coulson

Skye: You guys might think its old news, but its new news to everyone else. Asgardians are aliens from another planet that visited us 1000 years ago.
Coulson: Or more
Skye: Because we couldn't understand aliens we thought they were gods?
Coulson: That’s where our Norse mythology comes from.

I know you would have jumped out of the plane to save Simmons, and she knows that too.

Ward

You told me to trust the system and the system sent Ward and Fitz in there to die.

Skye

You obviously get off on being the guy who gets to throw the last punch or swoops in to save the girl.

Fitz

I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me. It makes me feel nice.

Simmons

He's acting like a robot version of himself right now.

Skye

Ward: How attached are you to your pinky?
Fitz: Very, very attached.

Ward: Are you familiar with the term slam and cram?
Fitz: No and I don't think I want to be.

The people who put these ops together are the best of the best. They know what they're doing.

Coulson
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Discovery requires experimentation and this experiment will take time.

Whitehall

Skye: What is an "O 84"
Coulson: You have exactly 10 minutes to decide if you want to know.
Skye: There is no way we can get back to the airfield in 10 mins.
Coulson: [presses button] The tide is rising.