Rachel, I always say what's on my mind and you should learn from me.

Gary

I like hummus, it's all one color and it's soft.

Gary

Does anyone have dibs on the Blu-ray?

Cameron

Duck and cover Bill.

Gary

Bill: What, like a bat?
Rosen: Or a dolphin.

I know I'm amazing.

Gary

Cream, no sugar. What? I pay attention.

Cameron

If only we can get the DoD to buy us a new car.

Bill

Thank you doctor I'll get the medication on my way out.

Rosen

Bill doesn't like being in jail, he likes putting people in jail. Two different things.

Gary

Unless you're wrong then you're turning friends into enemies.

Rachel

You're a signal bully it sucks.

Gary

Alphas Quotes

If I fix it, I can get to drive the car.

Gary

Take this ticket and eat it. Take the carbon copy too.

Nina