Bill doesn't like being in jail, he likes putting people in jail. Two different things.

Gary

Thank you doctor I'll get the medication on my way out.

Rosen

If only we can get the DoD to buy us a new car.

Bill

Cream, no sugar. What? I pay attention.

Cameron

I know I'm amazing.

Gary

Bill: What, like a bat?
Rosen: Or a dolphin.

Duck and cover Bill.

Gary

Does anyone have dibs on the Blu-ray?

Cameron

I like hummus, it's all one color and it's soft.

Gary

Rachel, I always say what's on my mind and you should learn from me.

Gary

Cameron: Doc!
Rosen: This is a bit awkward. Nina don't get up on my account.

Still can't believe Rosen saw us naked.

Nina

Alphas Quotes

If I fix it, I can get to drive the car.

Gary

Take this ticket and eat it. Take the carbon copy too.

Nina