My parents were Reaganites. I interviewed Barry Goldwater for my high school paper. I've seen conservatives up close — you're not a conservative. You're a reactionary. You use fear and the fantasy of a time that never was — when people "left their doors unlocked." People like Mr. Anderson, and Trump, are not the garbage. They are the flies that the garbage has drawn. It's time that we stop worrying about the flies and start hauling away the garbage.

Sally

This is the face of true love.

Meadow

Sally: No one's going to believe any of that!
Kai: Of course they will — it's on Facebook.

When Kai looked at me, it was better than a Xanny high, it was better than sex. He made me feel special, like we were the only two people in the world.

Meadow

He's like a modern-day Charles Manson.

Ally [about Kai]

Are you with us, or are you against us and all we stand for?

Kai [to Ivy]

We can bring them to heel if we go after the weak link.

Beverly

Radicals are the only people who've ever gotten anything done. I'm ready. I hate this country — what it's become. I hate my fucking wife for letting it happen. The only thing I love right now is my son, and I will do whatever it takes to make the world a better place for him. Even if it means burning it all down.

Ivy

Ave Satanas, motherfucker.

Beverly

There's all sorts of goddamn holes in your stories.

Bob

Kai: You're late.
Ivy: Sorry. What'd I miss?

It's a cult, Ally. It's a sick cult. And everyone's in it. The police. My husband. Your babysitter. Your wife.

Meadow

American Horror Story Quotes

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance