American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Season 5 Quotes
Iris: You don't miss a thing do you?
Liz: You see everything when the world doesn't see you.
Aileen: You don't know screwing until you've spent an hour alone with a batshit crazy hooker.
John: I got a room.
Liz: Control...is an illusion.
John: Tonight I surrender to the illusion.
Countess: She would never risk losing her one true love.
Tristan: Wait, you're banging her too?
I have long known that you and I were kindred spirits.
Ms. Evers [to John]
You don't have to have a resume to be beautiful or talent to be an actor. Just ask Laurence Harvey.
Liz
Don't haunt my hallways, bitch.
Sally
Alex: Holden?
Holden: Hi, Mommy.
Will: You're giving me dangerous thoughts.
Countess: All great ideas are deadly.
[to Will] We're destined for something more...intimate.
Countess
James: How do you know all this?
Tristan: I Googled you.
James: That sounds obscene!
You lived through, like, the wars, and the depression, and...Clinton and everything.
Tristan [to the Countess]