Iris: You don't miss a thing do you?
Liz: You see everything when the world doesn't see you.

Aileen: You don't know screwing until you've spent an hour alone with a batshit crazy hooker.
John: I got a room.

Liz: Control...is an illusion.
John: Tonight I surrender to the illusion.

Countess: She would never risk losing her one true love.
Tristan: Wait, you're banging her too?

I have long known that you and I were kindred spirits.

Ms. Evers [to John]

You don't have to have a resume to be beautiful or talent to be an actor. Just ask Laurence Harvey.

Liz

Don't haunt my hallways, bitch.

Sally

Alex: Holden?
Holden: Hi, Mommy.

Will: You're giving me dangerous thoughts.
Countess: All great ideas are deadly.

[to Will] We're destined for something more...intimate.

Countess

James: How do you know all this?
Tristan: I Googled you.
James: That sounds obscene!

You lived through, like, the wars, and the depression, and...Clinton and everything.

Tristan [to the Countess]

American Horror Story Season 5 Quotes

I can see the pain in your eyes. Very familiar. You've lost something and now you're frozen in time. Can't go forward. Can't go back.

Liz

Woof, you're a sight for sore eyes, Mr. Police Officer.

Iris