Are you kidding? Dreamland has a whole goddamn Nazi robot farm in the basement. In THIS economy!

Dutch Dylan/Barry

• Permalink: Dreamland has a whole goddamn Nazi robot farm in the basement. In THIS economy!
• Added: May 03, 2017

Cyril/Figgis: As the Lord our God Himself is my witness, upon the conclusion of my current business, I shall return to this place, and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction that you will rue, RUE, the very fact of your miserable birth!!
Coroner: (munches on hot dog) I'll be here!

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• Added: May 03, 2017

Hey! Who keeps leaving the goddamn seat down?

Poovey

• Permalink: Hey! Who keeps leaving the goddamn seat down?
• Added: May 03, 2017

Archer: Lana! I mean, Ms. Kane.
Lana: Lana is fine.
Archer: I'll say.
Lana: You'll say what?
Archer: Uhhh, nothing?
Lana: Ahhh, a man of mystery.

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• Added: May 03, 2017

Archer: How much of that did you hear?
Lana: Depends. What's your angle, Seamus?
Archer: (chuckles) Well, probably about 30 degrees.
[background rim shot]
Ray: (in background) Diminishing returns, Cliff!

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• Added: May 03, 2017

(to his cat) If I wanted your asshole on my mouth, I'd do it while you were asleep!

Krieger

• Permalink: If I wanted your asshole on my mouth, I'd do it while you were asleep!
• Added: May 03, 2017

Dutch Dylan/Barry: Feels pretty good, huh, Dutch?
Dutch Dylan/Barry: Yes it does, other-Dutch. Yes it does.

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• Added: May 03, 2017

Charlotte/Cheryl: You're not planning to blindfold me and hide me in a bomb shelter with limited oxygen and send my family cryptic notes about how to find me in a race against time for my life?
Mother/Malory: Who are you, collective pseudonym Carolyn Keene?
Charlotte/Cheryl: What?
Mother/Malory: Who would go through all that trouble?
Charlotte/Cheryl: Johann Schmidt, a.k.a The Red Skull in my Nazi kidnap/rape fantasy.
Mother/Malory: Ewwww.

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• Added: May 03, 2017

Now I have no liquor. Just a big fat pair of blue lady balls.

Lana

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• Added: May 03, 2017