Mondays 10:00 PM on FX

I need my slightly-darker-black black suit.

Silence - yes! Aspire to that while I think of a plan.


Lana: Have you ever heard a country song?
Archer: Uhhh...Danger Zone?

Ah yes. The mind can, in fact, vomit.

Malory: What, were the Hell's Angels busy?
Pam: Busy being pussies!

Somewhere in this mansion, I have to assume is a gigantic Scrooge McDuckian vault.


Malory: Ron, take me to lunch,
Ron: It's 8:30 in the morning!
Malory: A bar then, whatever!

Cyril, go lock up the product before Cokey Monster here gobbles it all up.

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