Archer: And Woodhouse, if you spend any of that on heroin, you better buy enough to OD on, because...
Woodhouse: Will do!!

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Cyril, shut your pout-hole, accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your league, that impregnating her would have basically been interspecies breeding, and get on with your life!

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Ray: Besides keeping everybody up all night with your damn hootenannies...
Archer: Wait, that was a hootenanny?

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Jesus, these taste like calluses!

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You think you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born!

Malory

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Malory: Are you bothering them?
Lana: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day

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Man, I am blowing this jug!

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• Added: March 03, 2014