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Archer

Malory: I need some more ice. Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
Lana: You're not emasculating Krieger!

Tell me what's going on or I will literally emasculate you!

Malory

Ma, they done killed old Rando.

So Gillette lands safely - I'm sure there's a joke in there about fairy dust - and then what happens?

Malory

You know what they say - it's better to have a gun and not need it, than to be the world's biggest dickhead, and inside your head, there's a million more dicks.

I meant the pain of disappointing you would bite...alligator...ish...ly.

Cyril: Archer! Alligators or your mother?
Archer: What's the difference? They're both cold-blooded, prehistoric monsters

Archer: Whatever happened to "Team Archer?"
Cyril: Please tell me that was never a real thing to you

And why are you dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally decided they had to stone to death?

Malory
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