Archer

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Archer
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Malory: Who taught you to drive?
Cheryl: This guy I know called my dead father.

That was for Pearl Harbor!

Malory

Black, powerful, sexy. Like if Ron O'Neil was a car.

Archer

Lana: How much did Dodge kick in?
Malory: Not as much as you'd think.

Krieger: Press that red button.
Archer: Is it going to kill everyone?
Krieger: Press that blue button.

Archer: Does no one seriously no what today is?
Pam: Tuesday?
Cheryl: The rapture?

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Archer Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

Krieger: Press that red button.
Archer: Is it going to kill everyone?
Krieger: Press that blue button.

Archer: Does no one seriously no what today is?
Pam: Tuesday?
Cheryl: The rapture?