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Speaking of excellence, did you hear we met a tiger? Then he got murdered.


Calzado: Crocodiles on a three wheeler?
Archer: Right, how scary would that be?

Calzado: Tomorrow i will be hunting the most dangerous game in the world.
Archer: Jai alai?

Cyril: And I thought, what would Lana do?
Archer: Not Archer?
Cyril: No, I had to outsmart them.

Cheryl: It tastes worse than it smells!
Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that, i'd have eight nickels!

Lana: You're looking for Predator aren't you? A, he's invisible.
Archer: Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.

How about you Ironside, you riding dirty?


Malory: If you were in my tax bracket, you wouldn't be shouting such socialist propaganda.
Archer: Or wearing such shitty clothes.

Ray: You're taking me out of the field?
Malory: Well unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart...

I gotta get back to Earth before the Stargate closes.


Malory: Especially since this one went and got himself paralyzed
Ray: Yeah, that's me, mr. selfish

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