Archer "Legs" Quotes
Archer: How many times do I have to apologize?
Cheryl: Just once would be nice.
Archer: Uh, no.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sterling: I have an El Camino.
Ron: Oh so you're all set. That will hold way more hispanics and lawn mowers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Archer: I don't think he's even on this floor, but idiot Bret still managed to get shot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pam: Should I wash my hands?
Kriger: Eh, I didn't.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lana: The last time she was in the field they were still using muskets.
• Rating: Unrated
Krieger: Do you ever want to walk again?
Gillette: No, because this way I never have to buy new shoes.
Krieger: Yeah, but is that worth it?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gillette: Yes, I piss and s**t in a bag.
Krieger: Me too!
• Rating: Unrated
Ray: Blow me.
Sterling: Why? You couldn't feel it.
• Rating: Unrated
Ray: Now it requires literal leg work, Ray. Like walking and maybe running. But hopefully not running because I'll be in brand new shoes.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9
