Archer

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Archer
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Who am I. Lewis and/or Clark?

Archer

I bet $300 seems pretty cheap for a map right now.

Archer

Are you constantly aware you have regular leg bones?

Ray

Are you shitting me? Bionic legs and you lifted with your back?

Archer

Obviously it's not heaven because Janis Joplin isn't giving me a rim job.

Archer

Malory: It's like if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance.
Pam: Is that a compliment?
Malory: I don't see how it possibly could be.

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Archer Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

Obviously it's not heaven because Janis Joplin isn't giving me a rim job.

Archer

Malory: It's like if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance.
Pam: Is that a compliment?
Malory: I don't see how it possibly could be.