Archer

Archer "Once Bitten" Quotes

Archer: Who am I. Lewis and/or Clark?
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Archer: I bet $300 seems pretty cheap for a map right now.
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Ray: Are you constantly aware you have regular leg bones?
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Archer: Are you s**tting me? Bionic legs and you lifted with your back?
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Archer: Obviously it's not heaven because Janis Joplin isn't giving me a rim job.
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Malory: It's like if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance.
Pam: Is that a compliment?
Malory: I don't see how it possibly could be.
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