Archer Season 3 Episode 4: "The Man From Jupiter" Quotes
Archer: New hot tub. 50 jets. Hand hewned California Redwood. No big deal
Burt Reynolds: The California Redwood is endangered.
Archer: So. I already got my tub.
Burt Reynolds: You should get a bat pole.
Archer: Nine thousand bucks.
Burt Reynolds: What?
Archer: Lowest quote I got.
Burt Reynolds: Well that's ridiculous.
Archer: For basically putting a pole where the garbage shoot already is already is. But the co-op board was all like, "where are we going to throw the garbage?"
Burt Reynolds: You can still throw it down the same shaft. And you'll have some garbage to land on.
Archer: If you're coming in hot it's a win win...
Burt Reynolds: And you were going to pay for it. No assessment or anything.
Archer: It's pretty hard to stay anonymous when you're the world's greatest secret agent.
Burt Reynolds: Well calling yourself that can't help.
Random Girl: I have to wait until my friend gets out of the power room.
Archer: Obviously we're going to wait for her, she's the hot one.
Pam: I for one an going to watch Hooper until my fingers bleed.
Cheryl: Just tape them up.
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection.Archer
Krieger can't outrun anything with all that handicap shit.Archer
Lana: Don't take this the wrong way, but i'm trying to figure out how you're going to be an effective field agent.
Ray: Interesting coming from a woman.
I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now.Pam