Archer "Tragical History" Quotes (Page 2)
Archer: What is this thing, made of Wolverine's bones? Does no one here read X-Men?
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Pam: The identity of every single ISIS field agent is on there!
Archer: So what?
Malory: Because most secret agents don't tell every harlot from here to Hanoi that they ARE secret agents.
Archer: Then why be one?
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Archer: Pam, wait up! Get me drunk enough and i might have sex with you
Pam: Really?
Archer: No. It's a catch-22. The amount of alcohol I would need would literally kill me. But I do want to see how many pool balls you can stick in your mouth.
Pam: My record's three.
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Virus: What! Whaaaat!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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