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(In labor) Vodka and a hammer. I need vodka and a hammer!


Roxy: So, are ya asking me?
Trevor: Yeah.
Roxy: So ask me!
Trevor: Will you marry me?

Roland: Whoa! It looks like we have more women getting into my car.
Claudia: Let's go, we got babies to deliver.

Hell, where I'm from the lawn's for car parts.


Michael Holden: Claudia Joy Holden, after 17 years of marriage my heart still skips a beat every time I look at you.
Claudia Joy Holden: Michael James Holden, after 17 years of marriage I can't believe that tired old line of yours still works.

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