Popular Arrested Development Quotes
I don't want no part of yo' tired ass country club, ya freak bitch!
Franklin (Buster)
George Michael: Is that a screenplay? Warden Gentles' screenplay?
Maeby: That's what you're going to tell me.
Tobias was just analraping me. Then, Michael barged in and kicked us out so we could shred all the evidence.
Buster
Michael: Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman.
Gob: Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn't.
Gob: Yes, I did.
Oscar: The question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe, I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Maggie: Did you ever see him return from these trips with anything unusual?
Buster: He once came back once with a black statue with an erect penis. It stayed in our living room until my aunt objected.
And that's why you don't use one-armed persons to teach lessons!
Buster
Michael: I love Marta.
Lindsay: Mom's housekeeper?
Michael: Gob's girlfriend.
Lucille: I'm trying to seduce him.
Michael: Who's the "I" in that sentence?
Lucille: Me.
Michael: You?
Narrator: Her.
Lucille: I don't have the milk of mother's kindness in me anymore.
Michael: Yeah. That udder's been dry for a while though, hasn't it?
I had no idea a ninety year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that.
Tobias
Yeah, mothers. It's like, f(bleep)in' die already!
Gob
