Arrested Development Season 2 Episode 3: "¡Amigos!" Quotes
(in the trunk of the car) Mother, when you see this videotape, you will know that I left. Not out of cowardice, but out of -- (big yawn) Man, it's tired in here. (falls asleep)
Buster
Michael: Ann's here?
George Michael: Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend some time with her. You said I was being an Ann-Hog.
Michael: Ann-Hog's coming?
Make love in your own hand, mother!
Buster
George Michael: Way to plant, Ann.
Michael: George Michael, why don't you and Plant just wait in the stair-car?
Gob: Show tonight?
Tobias: Well, I won't know officially until 8:01. But I figured if I Blue myself early, I'd be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 dinner reservation.
Hey...who wants to go to the hospital?
Tobias
Lindsay: What are you doing? That's not my father!
Ice: According to my photograph, it is. (holds up blue-print of George Sr. face)
Tobias: (painted blue) It's an honest mistake...also, I think your knee is on my heart.
I figured if I blue myself early I'd be nice and relaxed for a nine o'clock dinner reservation.
Tobias
Lucille: (presenting Buster with a gift) A camcorder. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.
Buster: I ought to point to Uncle Oscar's Charlie Browns next time you're on top of him, Mother.
Lucille: You see how he treats me just because he thinks I'm having an affair with the boy's uncle?
You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, okay, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead! (short pause) I'm sorry. That was 100% inappropriate, and I do apologize profusely. I'm ... oh.
Tobias
Michael: We have a private eye, huh?
Lucille: Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me. He never did find anything.
Michael: Well, he can't be very good then.