Arrested Development

Arrested Development "Beef Consomme" Quotes

(After Marta breaks up with both Gob and Michael)
Buster: Wait, wait. What about - what about me?
Marta: I'm sorry, I'm not totally sure who you are.
Buster: Wow. Wow. That's what it feels like to get punched in the face.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Reading off George Sr.'s crimes)
Judge Ping: Conspiracy, racketeering, evidence tampering, fraud, theft, grand theft, petty theft.
Barry: Wow, I-I did not get that page.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barry: Sorry, sorry, sorry I'm so late. I had another hearing. Here's the good news: I think I'm going to get off, huh? I have a good lawyer.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Buster walks into the courthouse with a mariachi band)
Lucille: Oh, for God's sake. He's on his own for two days, and he joins a gang.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: Where am I? Am I in two-thirds of a hospital room?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: (to Marta) Hi. My brother said we can do it. That didn't come out as romantic as I'd hoped, but ...
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Mom wanted me to tell you that she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead, she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in a blue sweater.
Buster: Damn it! I hate the blue sweater.
Michael: She said it would look nice with the grey pants.
Buster: Damn it! She's right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: (to Michael) Tell you what. You may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. I'll give you that.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Maeby walks down to see her parents fighting)
Lindsay: I'm saying everytime something starts to go well for you, you blow it.
Tobias: Nothing has ever gone well for me and you know it!
Lindsay: That's my point, you ... (sees Maeby) ... handsome cowboy, you.
Tobias: Oh, great. And now you're mocking me. You selfish c... (sees Maeby) ... ountry-music-loving lady.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Michael: Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?
Gob: Yeah, sure, dozens of times.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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