Arrested Development

Arrested Development "In God We Trust" Quotes (Page 3)

Buster: Look, I don't want to go through a whole song and dance with you. You're going to love it. You just can't do anything that violates the original painting, like giggling or itching. They do allow some nervous crying, but you can tell they don't like it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Yeah, it's Michael Bluth for Barry.
Barry: (whispering) I'm not here.
James Alan Spangler: Uh, Barry's not here. Can I give her a message?
Michael: Yeah. Tell her she needs to whisper a little softer next time. And I'm not paying for this phone call.
Barry: I am not a girl, you ...
James Alan Spangler: Go on. Call me something. I'm redoing my kitchen.
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Lindsay: No, Michael, I don't just sleep all day.
Narrator: Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael that she tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry nap.
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Lindsay: Yeah. So did I. And now I hear you're telling our mother that I'm completely irresponsible and a stay-in-bed mom?
Michael: That doesn't even sound like me. That sounds like Mom. Or Bruce Vilanch. Could be Bruce Vilanch.
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Michael: You gotta remember. Mom typically has nothing in her system except a bottle of vodka and an estrogen pill.
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Lindsay: She's always trying to get me to admit that my marriage isn't working.
Michael: So, how's it going with you and Tobias?
Lindsay: It's not working.
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Lindsay: He's a never-nude.
Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like?
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Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I love Marta.
Lindsay: Mom's housekeeper?
Michael: Gob's girlfriend.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Michael: (counting pushups) 100.
Maeby: 100? I had you at ten.
George Michael: I did some earlier in the day. It's a running total.
 • Rating: Unrated

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